And Another Thing cancelled their gig on Tuesday after bass trianglist Demo Whirlgiggler got his head stuck in a rudimentary onion vibe. Other band members refused to perform unless the venue management provided rudimentary onion vibes for all of them.
Speaking for Wolverine Venue Management, Mr Dorman Streets said: "It is f*ing surreal. Why can't they just get f*ing hyperbolic spinach like other f*ing bands."
24 August 2009
24 June 2007
Substantial Basin
Last seen on the wild side of life, the punk house blues artiste Substantial Basin has announced a world wide tour starting in Ilford, England. Tickets for the Unplumb4d Overfl*w tour will go on sale in August at Gieves & Hawkes tailors and other recognised outlets. T-shirts will only be available in size 91 plain brown.
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